Vimvamvum wanted violence. Management supplied gravity.
IMPACT POINTS0DIRECT HITS0BIGGEST HIT0SHIFT TIME0.0sRED MARKER = INCOMING HEAVY BASTARD
← → / A D shove your cone · ↑ / W jump · Space order another anvil · P pause.
Real rigid-body collisions, bouncing crates, spinning anvils and red paint bursts. Endless shift: the cone is indestructible; its dignity isn't.